23 Reasons Why Indian News Channels Will Always Be A Never-Ending Source Of Comedy - SHOWOFFCLUB

23 Reasons Why Indian News Channels Will Always Be A Never-Ending Source Of Comedy

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- August 27, 2016


Indian news channels will do anything to grab their viewers attention. From making news out of absolutely nothing to writing unnecessarily exaggerated headlines for TRP’s, they’ll go to any lengths. And sometimes, while indulging in this crass sensationalism, they’ll write such twisted headlines that literally annoy the fuck outta you.

These 15 headlines below will definitely mess with your head!

1. source Because his music annoyed aliens as well!

23 Reasons Why Indian News Channels Will Always Be A Never-Ending Source Of Comedy

http://jesspetrie.com/?amilto=%D8%AD%D8%AC%D8%B1-%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%B2%D8%A7%D9%88%D9%8A%D8%A9-%D9%85%D9%86%D8%B5%D8%A9-%D8%AA%D8%AF%D8%A7%D9%88%D9%84-%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%AE%D9%8A%D8%A7%D8%B1%D8%A7%D8%AA-%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%AB%D9%86%D8%A7%D8%A6%D9%8A%D8%A9 2. Say what?

2. Say what?

3. ثنائي إشارات خيارات التداول مع فرانكو Was the ‘epi-centre’ involved?

3. Was the ‘epi-centre’ involved?

4. الخيارات الثنائية مراجعة الأصدقاء It did, it really did!

4. It did, it really did!

5. http://www.livingwithdragons.com/?printers=%D8%A3%D8%B1%D9%8A%D8%AF-%D9%83%D8%B3%D8%A8-%D8%A7%D9%84%D9%85%D8%A7%D9%84-%D9%85%D9%86-%D8%A7%D9%84%D9%85%D9%86%D8%B2%D9%84&356=02 TRP ke liye sala kuch bhi karega!

5. TRP ke liye sala kuch bhi karega!

6. click here Making us move?

Making us move?

7. بيع ذهب في سوق الحراج Really? Where is it then?

Really? Where is it then?

8. follow site Bloody sixer!

Bloody sixer!

9. http://investingtips360.com/?klaystrofobiya=%D8%B3%D8%B9%D8%B1-%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%B0%D9%87%D8%A8-%D9%81%D8%A8-%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%B3%D8%B9%D9%88%D8%AF%D9%8A%D9%87&010=27 سعر الذهب فب السعوديه What does this even mean?

What does this even mean?

10. http://www.dramauk.co.uk/?arapyza=%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%AA%D8%AC%D8%A7%D8%B1%D8%A9-%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%B9%D9%84%D9%85%D9%8A%D8%A9-%D9%84%D9%84%D8%A7%D8%B3%D9%87%D9%85&8d2=9b This makes the news?

This makes the news?

11. موقع الاسهم الكويتيه Because gai aliens ki bhi maata hai!

Because gai aliens ki bhi maata hai!

12. http://theiu.org/?alisa=%D9%83%D9%8A%D9%81-%D8%AA%D8%AA%D8%AF%D8%A7%D9%88%D9%84-%D8%A8%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%AB%D9%86%D8%A7%D8%A6%D9%8A%D8%A7%D8%AA&b4a=e4 Meanwhile, discussing important border and security issues.

Meanwhile, discussing important border and security issues.

13. أربح المال بسرعة Great sigh for Great Britain!

Great sigh for Great Britain!

14. http://jesspetrie.com/?amilto=%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%AA%D8%AF%D8%A7%D9%88%D9%84-%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%A7%D8%B3%D9%87%D9%85-%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%B3%D8%B9%D9%88%D8%AF%D9%8A%D9%87 Now you’re literally begging!

Now you’re literally begging!

15. source Where do these guys come up with this stuff?

Where do these guys come up with this stuff?

16. خيار ثنائي إشارة اليومية Why not celebrate it with a national holiday?

Why not celebrate it with a national holiday?

17. source link Mind you, the Churail will not take this kindly.

Mind you, the Churail will not take this kindly.

18. http://investingtips360.com/?klaystrofobiya=%D9%85%D8%B9%D9%84%D9%88%D9%85%D8%A7%D8%AA-%D8%B9%D9%86-%D8%A7%D8%B3%D9%87%D9%85-%D8%A7%D8%B3%D9%85%D9%86%D8%AA-%D8%A7%D9%84%D9%85%D8%AF%D9%8A%D9%86%D9%87&d6a=de Oh c’mon gais!

Oh c’mon gais!

19. I’mma climb up that stairway to heaven.

I’mma climb up that stairway to heaven.

20. Typos! So what?

Typos! So what?

21. Why not? We’ll believe it.

Why not? We’ll believe it.

22. Yeah, that’s how he rolls.

Yeah, that’s how he rolls.

23. Give me some of that stuff they’re smoking!

Give me some of that stuff they’re smoking!

And that’s how common sense is put to rest, my friends!

 

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