THESE INDIAN MENUS ARE VERY FUNNY YOU WILL CHOKE ON YOUR FOOD

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ShowOff-Auther

- June 8, 2016


1.Eat up! The launch time has been set at midday.

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2. Do something toofani today. Order nodules to your soup now. Gross out later.

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3. Polish off the nodule soup with some ice-cream with leeches. A gourmand affair, without a doubt.

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4. One plate magic mushrooms for me please? With a few hash brownies on the side.

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5. i’d be suspicious of the chicken. Very suspicious.

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6. Some vermicelli payasam without the dried fruits please.

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7. You haven’t attempted something amazing till you have attempted Tibetan Moms.

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8. Intelligence is so hyped up. We choose dumb biryanis, ourselves

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9. When in Rome, do as the Romans do. When in South India, shout out your orders – “Dhousa! Dhousa! Dhousa!”

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10. So, are they promoting bottled tears or alcohol? i am burdened.

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